🚤 WHAT KIND OF BOAT OWNER ARE YOU?
- Feb 12
- 1 min read
Click your answers to see how you line up with other boaters.
1. Before a boat day you:
A) Check weather, fuel, safety gear, and snacks.
B) Text everyone: “You coming or what?”
C) Show up and figure it out at the dock.
D) Wait until it’s 85 and sunny with zero wind.
2. Your boat vibe is:
A) Clean, polished, immaculate.
B) Loud music, floaties, social.
C) Slightly sandy but functional.
D) Calm cruising and quiet coves.
3. When docking…
A) Perfect on first try.
B) Minor chaos but entertaining.
C) “We’ll get there eventually.”
D) You avoid busy docks entirely.
4. Your cooler contains:
A) Carefully packed beverages and labeled containers.
B) Enough for 12 even if 4 are coming.
C) Whatever was left in the garage fridge.
D) Water, sparkling water, and maybe wine.
5. Your boat is stored at Red Run because:
A) Protection matters.
B) Convenience is everything.
C) It’s chaos and you need driveway space.
D) Winter ruins everything and you refuse to look at it unti
✨ BOAT ANSWER KEY ✨
Mostly A’s — The Dock Boss
Your boat sparkles. You know your engine stats. People trust you to captain. You are organized, prepared, and mildly competitive about it.
Mostly B’s — The Party Captain
You own extra floaties. There is always a speaker. You believe “the more the merrier” and your dock neighbors know your name.
Mostly C’s — The Go-With-The-Flow Captain
Boat days are imperfect and that’s fine. You adapt. You laugh. You occasionally forget sunscreen.
Mostly D’s — The Peaceful Cruiser
You chase sunsets. You prefer calm water and low noise. Your ideal day ends quietly and beautifully.
So… what did you get?
🚤 Dock Boss
🎉 Party Captain
🌊 Go-With-The-Flow
🌤️ Peaceful Cruiser
And be honest — does it fit?
At Red Run Storage, we’ve seen every type… and we love them all.
Because whether you’re polished and planned or chaotic and spontaneous, one thing’s true:
You’re counting down to boating season just like the rest of us.
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